Here’s eight easy steps that I do not recommend:

1. Quit your night job and run for an obscure political office.
2. One blog isn’t enough. Try three blogs.
3. Get yourself adopted by a cat.
4. Volunteer for a political campaign. Better yet, volunteer in TWO campaigns.
5. Freely offer unsolicited advice.
6. Begin each day promptly at the crack of noon.
7. Experiment with carbohydrate-rich nutrition.
8. Be too busy for prayer. Be too busy for exercise. Forget to be grateful.

Every day is a good day to repent and start anew. Today, for instance. For starters, one blog will be enough, don’t you agree?  This blog is the one. Humor me. Stay tuned.