Fiscal cliff? Nor’easter? Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s! It’s too much, too fast. Stop the news! I want to get off.
Doesn’t my apartment need serious cleaning? Wait. Don’t I have some bills to pay, like yesterday? Don’t I have a prescription to pick up? I could fold the laundry, unload the dishwasher, brush the cat.
I need an emergency nap.
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Bet many are feeling similar.
Hey, Doug! Thanks for reading.
Shopping is much better therapy and it might fix the fiscal cliff!
Attention citizens, get thyself to the mall and do your patriotic duty! Shop til you max out the credit cards. After Christmas, you can declare bankruptcy.